marissa. july 18, 1993; 8teen years old in wisconsin. a hopeless romantic with hard skin. student & web designer. Taken by a younger man. Puerto Rican-American with a super-duper metabolism. economically and socially conservative. open minded. dark-featured with natural beige Neutrogena skin. suffers from scoliosis, chronic tension headaches, and trichotillomania (feel free to ask if you have questions). grossly infatuated with nathan drake.
studied web design & development at full sail online. then switched to major in criminal justice, minor in sociology, and a receive a certificate for forensic science and death investigations at uwmilwaukee & uwparkside.
my main obsessions are video games involving the Kingdom Hearts series and the Sonic series. i’m also hopelessly obsessed with dogs, cute animals, the colors red & purple, nathan drake, harry potter, ryan reynolds, eric dill, adam sandler, mountain dew, cheese popcorn, the roxas/ventus/sora trio, axel, computers, playstation, and supernatural romance fiction novels including the immortals series, the blue is for nightmares series, and the dark secrets series.
i flip my stuff over chicken bouillon cubes, nail polishes, warm weather, anything laced in barbecue sauce, and titanic.
i can probably read you better than you read yourself and i really like purple.
my hobbies include designing & building websites, making computer graphics, playing the sims, playing other video game consoles, reading, being outside, doing makeup, baking & decorating, and watching movies.


find me on the interwebs
pottermore
HeartNox190
myhogwarts
theheartwithin
neopets
xo_marissa_
playstation network
scritturamoredea
nintendo 3DS
2148-8248-0488

May 31st
11:05 AM
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heroinchic:

Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

teen-agers:

frick

teen-agers:

frick

10:16 AM
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the-reichenbach-problem:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

People always ask me why Reichenbach is so emotionally draining for me. After all, you know Sherlock’s not really dead, so no harm done. 

I hope that, after this post, you will no longer wonder.

I have never wanted to jump inside a fictional universe more in my life. Someone needs to give the man a hug! 

That awkward moment when you hear thunder and wonder what did Loki do - again.

hawkeye-barton:

glasgowlights:

tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”[via]

love me

glasgowlights:

tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

[via]

love me

8:16 AM
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Uncharted 3 → Best funny moments
My God, do you know what this is?
It's a book, mate.
There's a lot of them in here, it's a library.

7:53 AM
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Uncharted 3 → Best funny moments
Nate: Okay, now just reach in and find the lever.
Elena: Really?
Nate: I think we have to pull them at the same time.
Elena: Okay, but what if you're wrong?
Sully: Yeah, I kind of like this arm, Nate. I use it all the time.

7:15 AM
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fynyx:

Excuse me while I just stare at the awesomeness of this thing… :P

fynyx:

Excuse me while I just stare at the awesomeness of this thing… :P

7:03 AM
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queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something